yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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