pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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