I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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