do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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