I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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