Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It's just like the Real World with babies
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
