i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
