Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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