omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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