Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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