one two three fourrrrnication!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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