It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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