I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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