Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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