Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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