Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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