Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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