these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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