OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize