I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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