So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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