you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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