bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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