No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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