My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my shit smells like andre
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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You. Win. At. Life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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