worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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