You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you never un-have a 4some
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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