In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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