I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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