I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
