ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
it's like heaven, but drunker
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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