On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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