Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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