how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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