yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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