I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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