Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
True strength comes from lack of pants
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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