I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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