I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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