Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this boner is exhausting
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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