It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I need moral support for this bender
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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