Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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