The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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