I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
only if we run a train.
done.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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