I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
this is an emotional support booty call
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