She is in my trunk
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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