So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I need moral support for this bender
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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