Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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