TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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