i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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