Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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