doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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