dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I am one with the molecules
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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