Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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