they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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