i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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