i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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