they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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