they need to just BURY HIM!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
there is glitter all over my balls
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